He gets out, lifts the bonnet, and has a quick look round the engine. Knowing nothing at all about
cars he stands back and begins to wonder what he is going to do...........
Suddenly he hears "Check the Carborettor" He spins round to find two horses, one brown the other white,
staring at him over a fence.
"Who said that" says the bloke. "I did" says the brown horse.
The bloke is astonished at the talking horse.
The brown horse nods his head and says "go on, check the carborettor".
The bloke bends down and stirs at the carborettor which has a wire dangling from it.
He replaces the wire, "give it a try" says the brown horse.
The bloke goes back to the ignition and turns the key, the car starts immediately.
He looks towards the two horses but they have trotted off over the meadow.
The bloke, shaken by his experience, drives off but pulls into a country pub further down the lane.
Whilst at the bar he tells the landlord about breaking down and the two horses.
The landlord, looks at the bloke and after a while says "what colour was the horse that told you how to fix your car"
"Brown" says the bloke...
"I thought so" says the landlord "That white horse knows fcuk all about cars".
