Youth regenerative elixir

Fingers · Post by **Fingers** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 11:20 am

"Eau de Prone"

See the wonders of this new and exiting regenerative treatment.

Here we see fatty, happy but still fatty and with more than just one chin to shave in the morning. Note the training bib and nappy.

[img]http://www.nhpc.org.uk/images/jenny20020[1]2.jpg[/img]

As you see here the corset has been fitted and trus is starting to do its job. The chin however at this point has yet to receive the full treatment.

[img]http://www.nhpc.org.uk/images/album_pic[1]2.jpg[/img]

Now we fully apply "Eau de Prone" note the chin has been sculptured back to one of a 21 year olds and the body now has the sleek honed lines of an 18 year old adonis

[img]http://www.nhpc.org.uk/images/jenny20002[2]2.jpg[/img]

"Eau de Prone"
At local stockists now.
The ideal xmas gift

[img]http://www.nhpc.org.uk/images/jenny20004[1]2.jpg[/img]

MadDog · Post by **MadDog** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 3:28 pm

Regarding the first picture...
That must be some size horse that Ronnies training you on!

brian day · Post by **brian day** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 5:41 pm

For millions of years evolution has brought homo sapien to what it is today. Out of the water, crawling and slowly to the upright posture that most of us today have.
Now, for some unknown and totally irrational reason people are feeling the need to return to the prone position and resurrect the dinosaur. What will happen next, will they return to the foetal position or will the reverse evolution take it's natural course and return them to the sea.?
I hope not,,,,,,,,the surf's crowded enough as it is!

I can see the second hand value of pterodactyls increasing faster than the rise in house prices.
I'm sure I know someone with a frame tent,,,,will that do boys?
Gary must have at least 2 new ones on order by now!